my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes
My boyfriend means more than the world to me and he is hurting right now and it is killing me to see him so unhappy. I wish that there was something I could do to make him happy, but I don’t know anything to make him better. I just want him to be happy, I would gladly take the hurt for him.
- un-disgruntle yourself
- comfort someone
- be comforted
- go to a quiet place
- press a magic button and fix everything
- get a hug
- see something cute
- hear rain noises
- play cute games
- cut something/someone (blood)
- break something
- open a window
- have a guided relaxation
- listen to nature sounds (or here)
- do nothing for 2 minutes
- play the piano
- make cute ecards
- make cool music (ex.)
- get an idea for what to do
- avoid boredom
- watch a dream
- have a stickman adventure
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
Its Tumblr University WHY IS THERE UNIFORMS
BECAUSE EVERY OTHER CLASS YOU ARE ASSIGNED COSPLAY IN
THESE ARE JUST BASE UNIFORMS FOR YOU TO CUSTOMIZE UPON
YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR AND STYLE, PLUS IF IT DOESN’T SATISFY YOU, EVERYONE GETS SAFETY PINS, NEEDLE AND THREAD, AND SCISSORS PLUS FREE USE OF THE SOWING ROOM FOR COSPLAY MAKING TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR OUTFIT.
INDIVIDUALIZE YOUR APPROACH AND EDUCATION. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR THOSE WHO SHINE OUT.
WILL SOMEONE MAKE A PROFILE SHEET FOR THIS BEFORE I DIE OF ANTICIPATION
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FIRST COMMENT ON THIS POST
"Where everyone is happy"
Except for the wars that break out every other day because of fandoms.
I’d still go
someone please make this a thing
The cliques would be worse than in high school, but instead of jocks ad nerds it would be hipsters and fandoms.
this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.
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